elam
noun. a man who abandons a woman as soon as she tells him she is pregnant; a deadbeat.
origin: from “men’s rights” movement leader and notorious deadbeat dad, paul elam. see: santorum.
“hey, where’s derek?”
“oh, that elam dumped me as soon as i told him i was pregnant.”
elam-a nickname for a man with very hairy legs. an elam may be confused with big foot. an elam is the only creator of the octo-bounce and there is a legend that one day all his mighty hair will be slain and cut down. this beast is very gentle and loves cookies.
girl- run mommy its big foot!
mom- its alright its just an elam. go get the cookies.
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