Elan
a person with a gigantic p-n-s
stephanie couldnt walk correctly for a week after sleeping with an elan
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a devastatingly handsome creature but upon further study many other distinguishing characteristics pop out. elans tend to be very compet-tive and are known to sling mud if it is losing. elans tend to be hilarious causing all around him to laugh. elans can be c-cky but over all they are very loving and a good friend to have on your side. elans like to use words like rim job or gayper. if you combine an elan with a fuger, rasor, or an rt the level of hilarity can be dangerous! if you would like to trap an elan the best bait to use is an xbox 360, beer or a big t-ttied woman (with or with out the b-tta face.)if you capture an elan prepare yourself for a sleazy good time but what ever you do don’t lend its broke -ss any money 🙂
this party is lame you know what it needs? it needs an elan.
the most amazing person ever.
who will stand up for his mates.
his strength gives me hope
<3
always and forever.
wow elan is amazing
elan is the cutest most amazing boyfriend anyone could have. hes sweet caring and just all around a good boyfriend even though he may not be perfect in the end elan always comes through and makes you smile
elan can be a douche bag but in the end hes worth dealing with
extremely intelligent and beautiful young lady with a pr-nounced wildside, though this is set coterminus with a tremendous respect for those who follow the rules of rationality. a thinker and an doer.
elan may break the rules, but she knows how not to get caught. not that she cares anyway.
elan is a mexican taco vendor, he makes the best taco's you'll ever taste, in 2001 elan was beaten up by five chinese midgets at a bar in florida, elan also never misse's a chance to fiesta, elan is 5 ft 2 and smells of burnt taco cheese.
elan: get your tacos here
s-xy guy named josh: okay i'll take one:
elan is a mild-mannered boy of about 15 years of age. he has long, awe-inspiring brown hair and a pr-nounced nose. he rocks my world.
did you hear about elan's awesome party next week?
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