a big, stinky, hairy, v-g-n-. a fat woman’s cooch.
“i’d bet 50 bucks that star jones has an elaphagina.”
to praise, extol. he was greeted with much laud for his accomplishments. to pimp young boys to closet queens for money; to deny your roots dat derek done em boys over to be portillo-ed, like he was bishop of london!
- Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville
king of the douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. these douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. things like “i love you.”, “s-x can wait.”, and “i value you as a human being.” it is important that you […]
a variation on the term “douche bag.” slightly cl-ssier when used in a public setting. look at those douchemen inside that frat bar with their popped collars and fake tans. one who pees on tv’s and hangs with stage 5’s. he just peed on a tv. what a doucheman.
a s-xy mama!!! also know as a milf. a well designed-statue of a woman, the complete package of a wife, lover and mother. all in one. marnay is typically found near a handsome man at any given time and always living it up. you can usually find her hanging out with the s-xy man that […]
(jer-dan-ihs)originates from south african tribe, yurdanos. word can be used to describe nearly anything. as you will see there are many examples below. somebody smells like a jurdanis. have you been sleeping with the jurdanis down the block? hey, who cut the jurdanis? your jurdanis is showing. clean up your d-mn jurdanis!! son of a […]