Elasti-Vag
1. adj. combination of elastic and v-g-n- meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.
2. noun. a vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to “bounce back” after being physically distorted
prost-tute: hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?
guy: i’d rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
prost-tute: don’t get it twisted sweetheart, i got that elasti-vag. feels like the first time everytime.
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