Elasticles


do you’re b-lls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie ’em in a knot, can you tie ’em in a bow? can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you b-lls hang low?
i had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn’t wear shorts or boxers, i even used to tape them to the side of my leg. thats why i’m so glad i met stacy! she loves ’em! she plays with ’em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she’s gentle and stuff…it’s cool.

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