Elblow
a form of safe s-x when a partner doesn’t want to stick it in their mouth. instead of the schl-ng, your partner presses their lips to your elbow and sucks the living sh-t out of it until you get so turned on that you’re cr-p j-zz. this could take anywhere from 15 minutes to 7 hours, depending on the power of your partners mouth and sucking ability. sometimes it may not even work at all. either way, it’s no replacement for actual, decent, regular, mainstream s-x.
jake: dude, i heard you got sum last nite.
phil: yeah, dude. i got the best elblow ever.
jake: elblow?
phil: yeah, it was amazing. how about you?
jake: um… i had… regular… s-x.
phil: oh….
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