elboner


the response of the boyfriend’s elbow after it accidentally brushes the girlfriend’s breast while the couple walks together. the elb-n-r occurs when the male stiffens his arm and positions himself to increase the probability of another, more intentional brush-by.
him: “i love long walks on the beach.”

her: “nice elb-n-r.”

him: “and thus, the reason why i love long walks on the beach.”
the tingly feeling you get in your arm when someone rubs or has s-x with your elbow skin; otherwise known as a wnis job. it is a very pleasurable feeling. to get an elb-n-r is a very special and spritual thing.
megan: i just gave kim a wenis job.
sam: i bet you gave her an elb-n-r!
kim: yes, i did get an elb-n-r.
an act in which your arm sticks straight out, thus making your elbow un-flaccid: an elbow b-n-r, short for elb-n-r. similar to a kneerection, which incorporates your leg.
“oh, look, will has an elb-n-r again, and all the girls can see it.”

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