elcapitan morgan
a man who loves the spirit captain morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego facebook ident-ty to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real facebook page.
hey dave, how come you don’t have a regular facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
because i love captain morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. hence, elcapitan morgan
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