elder wand
the single most bad -ss weapon ever created.
easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and federation pistol combined.
bill: so, how bad -ss is this new lightsaber i got for christmas?
me: pretty awesome.
bill: what did you get?
me: the greatest f-cking weapon ever created.
bill: what’s that?
me: elder wand.
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