elevator karma
the acc-mulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. you can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you’re last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you’re in a hurry. pressing all the b-ttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a d-ck move to boot. tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.
i thought i was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn’t stop at all on the way down. must be my elevator karma paying off!
jesus dude, why’d you have to rip -ss in that crowded elevator? those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.
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