Elder

elder = a missionary from the lds (mormon) church who is younger than you are, unless you are a minor.
two young men knocked on my door. their names were elder young and elder berry. my daughter thought they were foxy mormons, but, since the elders were young, i thought they were oxymorons.
an amazing person
ur boy is such an elder, he got my cat from up that tree when it got stuck
a mindless, controlling drone of the jehovah’s witness watchtower bible and tract society. their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of ‘wrong doing’, and -ssist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. they also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. they enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of s-xual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.
gina- “i have to go shopping for a new pair of shoes for service sat-rday, but tomorrow is black friday and i don’t know if it would be appropriate for a christian sister to partake in such a worldly celebration. what do you think, suzanne?”

suzanne – “i think you should ask the elders about that. you could ask brother mcdrooly, he is always so knowledgeable. but i would avoid brother peterphile, he popped a b-n-r and actually came while i described giving a bl-wj-b when i confessed during my judicial hearing last summer.”

gina – “thanks, suzanne. i am always praying thanks to jehovah for the wonderful elders we have here at the kingdom hall.”
hott missionaries for the mormon (lds) church. they use the name elder before their last name while they’re on their missions: elder .
ahh look at elder paige he is soo hott!
(elders) r da olders en ur crow dat wll bac u if anyting hapenz.
i waz en a beef yestrday and our elders bact it. now is squashed
a newborn fetus that is clueless to his surroundings. sometimes results in doing the unthinkable.
i was such an elder last nite that when a girl asked me to sleep over, i said i can’t because i have cl-ss the next day. it was sat-rday night.
gay men who prefere to take c-ck from behind.
“check out that dude, he’s a total elder”