eldritch deuce
variant of an “upper decker” that involves eating mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim’s home, opening his “arkham horror” board game, sh-tting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.
hey, let’s play a game of arkha…aww, christ, i’ve been eldritch deuced!!!
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