Electric Blanket
when a man has a vibrating d-ld- inserted into his -n-s, and lies upon a woman and has -n-l s-x with her. thus she receives the transmissions from the d-ld- in the mans -ss, rendering her in a state of -rg-smic ecstacy.
j : last night i gave my girfriend an electric blanket.
m: dude didn’t that hurt you?
j: yeah but she loved it.
when an overweight man has s-x with a pet-te woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably covering the woman and keeping her warm during the boinking session(s).
guy a: so did you give her the electric blanket last night?
guy b: once i plugged it in, she was warm all night!
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