Electric Jesus
the robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims “i am electric jesus”.
“hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!”
“oh, okay, sure!”
(the people walk up to robot)
(motion sensor detects approaching)
(lights flash)
(‘sing hallelujah…..’in background)
“i am electric jesus!”
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