Electric Moose


the act of attaching electrodes to someone -ss cheeks. the person who has the electrodes attached to their -ss spreads their -ss cheeks. another person then charges full speed ahead, with their hands on their head mimicking moose antlers. they then proceed to ram their hands, and head up the other person’s -ss.
what did you do today?

i ran out of shotgun sh-lls, so i electric moosed my girlfriend.

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