Electrician
rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. they are rumoured to secretively run the world.
do not attempt combat with such individuals… such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.
other attributes:
powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to acc-mulate wealth).
locations most likely to be found: in their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day… do not approach van for advice on anything during this period… it could be fatal .
the electrician made everyone happy in maddison square garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at christmas. the energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!
to lay a cable
also see u bend bloker or dropping kids off @ pool
“they call me ‘the electrician’
‘whys that? ‘
well everytime i go i lay a cable!!
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