electrolytes
the substance which plants crave
electrolytes, it’s what plants crave.
n. the only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. it’s also the third ingredient in gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.
person 1: awwwww, my head is killing me. last night was rough.
person 2: here drink some gatorade, it’s got electrolytes and sh-t.
its what plants crave ; from idiocracy the movie
my plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.
an electrolyte, is something inside of a sports drink that makes people run faster.
hey dude what should i drink before i run
drink brawndo, it has electrolytes!
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