Electronic Arts
a facist organization who’s sole purposes is to make as much money as possible at the expense of the average gamer. they spend most of there free time in small rooms selling the goods they captured from banned ultima onlineaccounts on ebay.
hey, i know how we can make money, lets sell in game items to players! we’ll be rich! who cares about fair and balanced gaming. if you give us money you can compensate for laziness!
a bunch of w-nkers who produce buggy/laggy/sh-t/poorly-coded games and make loads of money from it.
“challenge everything”
a company trying to take over the world of gaming. they have rights to the nfl, and have bought companies and franchises only to degrade them.
we must destroy electronic arts before it grabs nintendo!
company that produces sub-par games and uses hip, cool advertising to sell these sh-tty games. constantly rehashes games year in and year out due to the fact that the ea brand sells the games themselves.
did you buy nba live 2004? nah man, that’s a sh-tty electronic arts game.
a video game company that has even more money then god himself.
is that god borrowing 20 bucks from ea?
a once-great company which slowly turned to sh-t (around when they decided that monopolizing sports licenses was better than having to make a good game); made some great games in the 90s which either were forgotten (ex. the haunting for the sega genesis in 1993) or ran into the ground (ex. madden); can unite gamers from all backgrounds because of its sheer cr-ppiness.
a: electronic arts? didn’t they make mutant league football?
b: yeah, but that was actually fun to play so it never got a sequel. instead electronic arts thought the world wanted to play need for speed: t.r.a.s.h instead.
a cr-ppy videogame company who’s only good games were the old medal of honor games and dead sp-ce.
but then again, they combined too much doom and resident evil in dead sp-ce to the point where some people never wanted to buy it.
hey joe, wanna go get battlefield: bad company?
nope.
why not?
ea made it.
oh. how about mercenaries 2?
nope.
why not?
ea made it.
oh. how about the g-dfather ii?
nope.
why not?
because f-cking ea made it!!!!
screw electronic arts.
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