Electrotard
one who is born after 1969 but can’t effectively use technology or electronics. similar to when your mom first used facebook or a smartphone but in every situation involving technology.
dave is such an electrotard , it took him 20 minutes to figure out to download the song truffle b-tter to his phone.
i told jim that his phone can read the composition of his gizz and tell him whether he’s healthy or not, as long as he shot it on the face of his phone. i heard him complain to roddy that it didn’t work… what an electrotard…
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