Elektro Krunk


pr-nounced elect-trokrunk

a combination of funky electro house, break beats, hip hop and one h-ll of a party. founded by dallas own bad brother inc. djs mr.cooley and johnny funk, this mixture of music and phenomenal party goers take nightlife and dance music to the next level.
what type of music will be played there? hip-hop… techno? h-ll no! its elektro krunk! doesn’t matter because it will make you dance and its guaranteed to be a crazy night!

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