Elephant Brains
a technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their p-n-s and t-st-cl-s. the technique involves squeezing your b-lls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. it gets it’s name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. it’s kind of like the mangina, but from behind.
bob: “hey gary, come in here, i gotta show you something.”
gary: “what the h-ll do you want… ahhh, not the elephant brains again, you sick b-st-rd!”
bob: “don’t act like you’ve never seen my sh-t before.”
grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scr-t-m. this produces a nice purplish red hue and gives the effect of a throbbing organ. it is advisable to pet your creation with your other hand to portray that one is taking care of his junk. also a fun party gag to share with the ladies.
“oh snap!!,” he exclaimed as dandoo whipped out his elephant brain without hesitation for all to admire and see!
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