elephant glue
a phrase you mouth to your boyfriend when you want to continue getting -ss but dont really love him. when you finally get busted and he accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.
when you mouth “elephant glue” (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your boyfriend it appears as if you are telling him, “i love you.”
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