elephant seal
a slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. a dirty, loser man. the male equivalent of a cougar.
in nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. the non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
“ewww, betty! the elephant seal at 3 o’clock is totally checking you out!”
“omg! jane is dating a total elephant seal. he’s old enough to be her great-grandfather.”
a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a “polo hoe” and likes 10 different guys named mike
angela is an elephant seal, because ria said so.
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