Elephant Whistle
a s-xual act when a man is flaccid and his girl comes up in between his legs from behind, placing his b-lls on her face, she blows very hard on the back of his p-n-s causing it to fly up like an elephant’s trunk. his taint creates a channel of air and causes a whistling sound when the girl blows.
i had such bad whiskey d-ck after the bars that i had to ask my girlfriend for an elephant whistle before i plowed her like the hog she is.
dude, i just got out of the shower and was standing naked in my bathroom when out of nowhere my girl comes up behind me and gives me and elephant whistle.
i thought i heard someone torturing animals next door but it turns out it was just my roommate getting an elephant whistle.
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