elevator escape clause


the act of byp-ssing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to -ssociate or make small talk with.

often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.
man, i had to use the ole ‘elevator escape clause’ to byp-ss my boss. i like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. and the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

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