an extremely pithy description of something, prepared in advance to be used in situations where time is of the essence. the term comes from the hyopthetical situation of somebody seeing a pin or something similar on your person that arouses their curiosity while in an elevator (such as a unitarian universalist chalice pin), and then asking you what exactly the pin stands for. because unitarian universalism would be rather difficult to explain in the remaining duration of the elevator ride, the prepared elevator speech serves to provide as best of an answer as possible in the available time.
so, how do you explain unitarian universalism to people without putting them to sleep?
well, my standard elevator speech emphasizes secular humanism and free thought.
- Ass money
a form of being p-ssy whipped. when you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any. took my b-tch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no sn-tch. (-ss money) to have so much money, one does not have to get off […]
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- built for speed
a girl who has a tight smokin body who you wanna ride. she’s totally built for speed. just take a look at that -ss. a reginal alt. rock band from shreveport louisiana. featuring members jonathan brasell (vocals & guitar) scott seyfried ( backup vocals& b-ss) dale nielsen ( lead guitar & back up vocals) dave […]
- Elf bath
a bath where you dont actually clean yourself up, you just get wet and run up the water bill 1. i already took a bath today, so i took an elf bath. 2. billy! stop taking elf bath’s it costs too much on our water bill!
an original martial art that is a a lethal combination of karate, wrestling, boxing, ninjutsu, and drag racing. 1:”did you see the kroxinjutsu match last night?” 2:”yeah, i was wondering what the champ would do after he was smoked in the first quarter mile, but he got a killer ko after dodging those shurikens coming […]