Elevator Tease
when at a business where there’s a freight elevator, and the main floor rings the bell signalling that it is getting sent up… but never comes up.
-bell ringing-
person 1: oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
-3 minutes later-
person 2: uhh, i don’t think they are.
person 1: curse you elevator tease!
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