Elevatorization


the rearranging/repositioning of people that occurs when someone gets on/off the elevator. the more populated the elevator, the more elevatorization will occur.

factors that increase elevatorization:
a) unknown people
b) attractive people
c) disgusting/smelly people
d) weird people
e) what floor you are getting off at
tim: did you see how she moved away from me when that other guy got off?

tyler: ya, man. that’s cl-ssic elevatorization. you should have showered today. could smell you a mile away. happens to the best of us though.

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