Eleven Lives Left
a term used to indicate one’s good fortune in having ‘beating someone else to it’.
“ahhh i’m glad i got here first… i’ve got eleven lives left.”
adj. n. verb.
1. nightmare.
2. a fear of having two of anything.
3. an irrational hatred of double chins.
4. a popular westcountry musical outfit, with a c-nt playing b-ss in a very pumptious manner.
5. not quite as good as twelve lives left or full speed alone.
dave “are you going to see eleven lives left tonight mate?
rob “no. they’re sh-t.”
dave “don’t be stupid, they’re good!”
rob “but luke plays in the band”
dave “oh yeah. he’s a right pumptious c-nt”
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