elf cock


the elf c-ck is something rping fangirls and gay fanboys crave. rumour has it elven b-lls are inside the body, but that’s not true. elf c-cks are said to be long and thin – the opposite of a chode (or barrel d-ck as some call it) but they’re just like human shlongs.
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