elf job
when a woman/man’s partner love’s christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral s-x while pretending to be from the north pole.
last night i was so excited for the holidays i put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an elf job under the mistletoe! h
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