Elf Shoe Tits


when a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her t-ts look like a pair of elf shoes.

timo: look at me! i needz me sum sizzle.

jeff: dat latina has some tiny t-ttays.

timo: she probably rockin’ dem elf shoes.

(or she’s got elf shoe t-ts.)

jeff: aight, lez get some donuts.
a woman’s br–sts that have the similar curviture to the shoes commonly worn by elves. they start out straight and slightly curve upward
guy 1: “did you see her b–bs at the party last night?”

guy 2: “yeah,kinda wished i hadn’t, she had elf shoe t-ts”

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