elf toe


the manner in which your toe(s) are bent after a long day working on your hands and knees – i.e installing wood floors. the bending toes resemble the toe of an elf shoe, curled and painful
…man i’ve got the elf toe real bad today

i installed 500 feet today, my elf toe f-ckin hurts

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