Elfward
a cross between a gay vampire and an elf from the versace north pole. but anyways
jessica,
i want you to understand something. i love you for you and everything you are. from your head down to your weird looking toes because in my eyes your perfectly beautiful like a walking angel. i want you to also understand that you’ve literally shown me what happiness truly is. i say this because honestly cause i can be my true self around you with putting up a front, ya know? like literally i see a great happy g-d d-mn future with you one day and i honestly wouldn’t want it any other way sunshine. so i’ll wipe my -ss and come out to the living room now.
much love,
small w-lly elfward
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