Eli Manning


1.) legend
2.) patriots killer
eli manning is now a bonafide new york legend.
quarterback for the new york giants. a lot of chargers fans are still p-ssed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a charger fan myself, i have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the nfl, the new england cheatriots in super bowl xlii.
that p-ss from eli manning to david tyree in the super bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.
incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without lt would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the nfl.
hey who’s that new qb tearing up the nfl?
oh you must mean eli manning
hte most ganster player to ever play in the nfl.
yo, eli manning is the sh-t.
2004’s number 1 draft pick one of the best football players.& people need to stop saying that he not as good as peyton even tho hes not but remember peyton’s been playin for like 10 years & elis only been playing for 4. really hot & also hes the qb for the giants!
d-mn that eli manning’s fine & not just n football but looks
a sissy overrated football player who’s afraid of actually getting hit. speaks with an annoying lisp and sucks at life
coach: “george, sack the quarterback”
george: “no way, he’s afraid of getting sacked and is gonna pull and eli manning”
the p-ss-est quaterback ever. is in a gay relationship with bruce sprinsteen
eli manning- “every time bruce moans, im on my knees”

bruce ” give it to me harder, eli!”

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