eli pace


some kid who thinks he’s good at the b-ss but he’s really not. i play in this orchestra and he comes down to ‘teach’ me. the jokes is on him, i play weekly concerts at carnegie hall. he comes down and acts all high and mighty. i pretend to be bad at the b-ss to find the limit of his ignorance.
“hey troy can you play an f sharp?”
“sure, eli pace”
-i shudder in disgust-

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