Eli Porter
one of the best mc’s to ever do it. best known for his rap battle with envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.
“i’m the best mayne- i diiid it.” – eli porter
infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees dead or alive.
eg’s of eli porters work:
“see i’m the best maynne, i deed it”
“look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill”
and widely considered his magnum opus:
“you need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade”.
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