Eli Roth

a foul, toxic substance that emanates from your -n-s.
“as anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little b-ttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarr-ssment”
thomas hardy – ‘desperate remedies’ 1871.
a criminally underrated american horror film director. he is most known for directing the films ‘cabin fever’ and ‘hostel.’ he has also co-created animated projects such as ‘chowdaheads’ and ‘the rotten fruit.’ people often make the mistake of taking his films too seriously, which is probably why he is so underrated to begin with.
eli roth’s ‘cabin fever’ was hilarious! why did everyone hate it so much?
1) proper noun – an american movie writer/ director, known for a variant cinema genre referred to as ‘torture-p-rn.’ also a semi-respected expert on horror movies.

credits: cabin fever, hostel, hostel 2, thanksgiving, inglorious basterds

2) a s-x act, worthy of its namesake. where party a, engages in c-nn-l-ng-s on party b, wherein party b is menstruating, party a fills their mouth with the menstrual blood and spits it all over the face and upper body of party b. one of the more extreme forms of breaking up with a girlfriend.
1) “that movie was disgusting, who directed this? eli roth?”

2) “she wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer, so i gave her an eli roth”
this generation’s voice for horror films. directed hit gore flicks like hostel and cabin fever. also noted is his many cameos in other filmmaker’s movies (i.e. quentin tarantino). he currently produces horror films that usually follow his line of work. as a director, he has immense talent, wish he would use it more to put out movies more often. his acting is pretty lackl-ster. he is adored by many females due to his looks and muscular physique. be sure to look out for his big screen version of the grindhouse faux trailer thanksgiving coming soon.
eli roth? who’s he?

they call him “the bear jew”