Eli
some who is f-cking brilliant, this guy will be the guy who helps you when your drunk and cant walk and is all in one f-cking awsome.
you’re a f-cking eli mate.
someone who is f-cking amazing and sweet, they’re always up for more fun.
man, you were really eli back there.
did you see that kid, he’s a real eli.
in africa eli means the holy one
oh great eli save us from aids
one of the sweetest boys ever to walk the earth. gives me b-tterflies and studies genes.
man, i would like to have a nice warm eli in my bed tonight.
eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.
person1: “oh man, i lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! f-ck my life!”
person2:”don´t worry, i´ll call eli”
person1: “thanks! just thinking about talking to eli made me feel much better: ”
a philosopher thats seen the way the world really is,
very reserved, a faithful boyfriend, and would do anything to make his lover happy.
also resembles rorschach, due to his view on things.
loyal, trustworthy, and an expert with women.
self centered. but the healthy kind lol.
hes cute, but he has bad taste in women, hes been hurt a cr-p load of times.
too trusting of people.
usually roles with 2 main people in a crew.
can tell the difference between bullsh-t and the realist.
can be an -ss, but only if provoked.
addicted to asian girls lol.
really smart, but acts like a spazz 😡
can be weirdo at times, but all in all a great guy, loyal, loving, and sweet, and (like me) you will regret letting him go.
girl-my boyfriend is such an -ss, i need help 🙁
other girl- girl you need an “eli”.
the bestist friend you could ever have. excruciatingly funny. gives good hugs and makes you laugh. good at sarcasm, but not in a bad way. likes reading and magic tricks. super duper cool. the kind of person who you will make faces at across the room. stands up for his friends. would probobly die if he didn’t exist.
person one: your so lucky that you have eli as a friend.
person two: i know.
an outstanding man who is outstandingly amazing at most everything
also could mean backwards toe nail
“wow i wish everyone was like that eli”
” oww i was born with and eli
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