Eliani


a person you’ll regret never meeting, miss without ever even meeting, and a person you’ll never want having your twitter account. for a girl who trolls so hard, she hardly looks like one. she’s gorgeous but to humble to brag. she’s a genius and will go far. to lose an eliani is to lose purpose. she occasionally orbits around other people depending on how much s-ss they have. an amateur at photoshop but a pro in effort. she carries a p-ssion for animals and reading. she don’t need no person telling her wut to do.
mario: eliani, i know you’re amazing and everything but you should start on that project that’s due tomorrow.
eliani: stfu, mario, i do wut i want.

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