coolest guy in the old testiment… look him up…
some guy: aw cr-p… i just lost the hammer in the river!

elija: relax guy, take a rest fella…

some guy: ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!

elija: -uses powers imparted by g-d to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer-

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