Eli’s Coming


1)a phrase signifiying a portend of something evil. (source: three dog night, “eli’s coming”

2)to make reference to an inveterate womanizer who is on his way. (ibid)
“i got up this morning and felt weird… i think eli’s coming.”

-or-

suzy: “brad’s coming over tonight. i think he’s going to tell me that he’s breaking up with his girlfriend and wants to start going out with me.”
jude: “uh oh.. eli’s coming.”

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