eli’s trick
when a gay man blindfolds a heteros-xual male, has a female lure him into a room and has her say she is going to give him a bl-wj-b, when, in fact, the gay man is going to give him a bl-w j-b.
man, i was p-ssed when gay johnny pulled an eli’s trick on me last night
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