eliseing
the act of being old, sweaty and hairy and still managing to wrap your old wrinkly fingers around a signature move to determine if the lucky creep will be in your dumpster later that night. a pair of dumbo ears are always present in this act and tend to get beat up to a brownish-purply color. if the act is done right, you will be three dudes deep by the end of the night including a t-bone (dark colored man).
janae, i heard you were going eliseing tonight. you better make sure to bring your dumbo ears.
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