elitefitness


an online meeting place for juicers, joosers, jewzers to obtain sources for steroids, get tips on bleaching their o-rings, fight over green dots (karma), and pay rediculous sums of money to be cotbs (chairman of the board) and bask in the adoring glow of the other lemmings.
when he wasn’t injecting his -ss with the juicy-joose, he could be found hanging out at elitefitness.

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