elk molester
an elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile s-xual needs.
swayze: what’s wrong with “elko”?
sneezy: elk molesters got him.
swayze: the b-st-rds!
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