Texas Train-wreck
texas train-wreck is the s-xual act in which a mult-tude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. the men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the s-xual act at hand. should the attacker be successful in dismantling the s-xual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male’s place in intercourse.
did you see that texas train-wreck last week?
nah, i was too busy attending the local jerkle circle at the pub on 5th and coldwater
d-mn shame, that is. you won’t see this sh-t in the nhl.
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