Elk-Qaeda


when a grunt returns from iraq or afghanistan- his att-tude about hunting.

or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
man loading a rifle into his truck out west.

friend- “what are you doing?”

man- “looking for elk-qaeda”

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