Elk River
a place in minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.
i live in elk river, minnesota.
elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the r-ct-m. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
bob: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
joe: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
bob: nothing like a little back room magic..
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