Elkins high school


elkins high school is the home to many kids who come from subdivisons such as “sienna, lake olympia, and quail vally”.
elkins has some of the most insaine and confusing teenagers you will ever meet in your life. the teachers are confused and senile and the counselers are mean and heartless.
at elkins kids talk, get used to it. at elkins we have nasty food. at elkins we take ahold of cl-sses, dont be alarmed.
all of us want to get as far away from missouri city texas as possible.
elkins high school slogans :”get me the f-ck out of here now.”&&
“you dont have to be insaine…but it helps.”

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